News Anchor: Record temperatures in California continue to prove that Global Warming is advancing. Over to you, Bill.
Correspondent #1: No, Tom, those are record low temperatures. Grape growers are concerned about early free. . .
News Anchor: Thanks for your report, Bill. Now on to Oregon where more record temperatures clearly demonstrate Global Warming. Tell us about it, Mike.
Correspondent#2: Thanks, Tom. Yes, once again we are experiencing temperatures not seen for 118 years. These record low. . .
News Anchor: Don’t you mean high?
Correspondent#2: No, Tom. We haven’t seen temperatures as low as this since the turn of the last century.
News Anchor: Great. Well, the receding glaciers in Alaska and the northern shelf still demonstrate that man is responsible for Global Warming, isn’t that right, Fred?
Correspondent#3: Actually, Tom, the glaciers had been retreating, but they actually grew this year.
News Anchor: Well, isn’t that just peachy. OK folks, enough about Global Warming. Next up, How George W. Bush single-handedly caused the worst economic meltdown of this reporter’s lifetime - after this commercial break.