Global warming continues unabated

News Anchor:   Record temperatures in California continue to prove that Global Warming is advancing.  Over to you, Bill.

Correspondent #1:  No, Tom, those are record low temperatures.  Grape growers are concerned about early free. . .

News Anchor:  Thanks for your report, Bill.  Now on to Oregon where more record temperatures clearly demonstrate Global Warming.  Tell us about it, Mike.

Correspondent#2:  Thanks, Tom.  Yes, once again we are experiencing temperatures not seen for 118 years.  These record low. . .

News Anchor:  Don’t you mean high?

Correspondent#2:   No, Tom.  We haven’t seen temperatures as low as this since the turn of the last century.

News Anchor:  Great.  Well, the receding glaciers in Alaska and the northern shelf still demonstrate that man is responsible for Global Warming, isn’t that right, Fred?

Correspondent#3:  Actually, Tom, the glaciers had been retreating, but they actually grew this year.

News Anchor:  Well, isn’t that just peachy.  OK folks, enough about Global Warming.  Next up, How George W. Bush single-handedly caused the worst economic meltdown of this reporter’s lifetime - after this commercial break.