Sunday, August 21, 2005

Dave and Blarney are Back

Blarney: This is a new day.
Dave: Well, every day is a new day, but what are you talking about.
Blarney: Now everyone will see what a liar Bush is. Now that he has murdered that poor woman's son and caused her mother to have a stroke, we will finally impeach him.
Dave: Are you talking about Cindy Sheehan?
Blarney; Is that the woman camped out by Bush who only wants him to talk to her?
Dave: Well...
Blarney: Why won't that evil ******** meet with her anyway?
Blarney: Hey! I said "evil *******" and it came out "evil bunch of stars". What's up with that?
Dave: This is a family friendly site and improper words are automatically bleeped. Let me see if I can answer your question in a way you could understand.
First, there is a woman named Cindy Sheehan. She was camped out in Crawford, Texas, with a full media contingent until her mother had a stroke. She did have a son who volunteered to serve in Iraq and was murdered by Islamic terrorists.
Blarney: Don't try to confuse the issue! Bush murdered her son and now he won't even talk to her.
Dave: The president already met with her. He meets with many families. But what, precisely, do you think would be accomplished by his meeting with her now?
Blarney: He could explain to her why he murdered her son. It would show compassion.
Dave: How did Bush murder her son?
Blarney: He forced him to go to Iraq against his mother's wishes.
Dave: Wait just a minute. We have an all-volunteer army. The guy reenlisted, knowing he was going to Iraq. He did not have to do that. If anyone defied his mother's wishes, it was Casey Sheehan!
Blarney: You are just like Bush - insensitive! You crush people's feelings with facts. That is just not right!
Dave: * sigh *


Kajun said...


Plain and simple; The Mainstream News Media murdered Mrs. Sheehan's son.

Pat'sRick© said...

You know, I can make a much better case for that than for Bush murdering him. Good call, kajun.

Dave said...

I'm glad I am not the only one who thinks Blarney is deranged.

Blarney said...

You see! He attacks my person because he can't prevail with logic!

camojack said...

Don't forget, Bush also made her husband file for divorce.

PS: I'm going to tire of word verification quickly...

Pat'sRick© said...

camojack said: PS: I'm going to tire of word verification quickly..

Me too. I'll turn it off.

onlineanalyst said...

Ms Sheehan must be prescient. She has been after President Bush since he became the President.